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Response to - My muse sees yours up for sale at an auction. How much would my muse pay to buy them and why? - For differentfacesameman
tete-pownshend: i showed they to my real life friends and they were confused and disgusted and i was literally crying from laughing so much they dont understand Wtf why is this still stuck in my head?
I was playing with a group of my friends on OW today and we were on the second Hanamura map on Attack and there was literally like 8 seconds on the clock and I came in through the side door on the outside balcony and i was hopping in and on 1.5 seconds
OMFG I FINALLY was able to draw a not-completely-FUGLY Bara!Sans.Jfc, I was literally walking around mad at myself….! y’all’ve prolly seen the previous attempts and ohmygod they were so shitty. Oh wow. So the normal ut b!Sans is ded to me (ofc
Every time relatives come over my mother has to bring up that embarrassing stage I went through of idolizing Aaron Carter and thinking he was the coolest shit ever when I was 7 and after that she says “But look at her now. Falling in love with
Uhuhu i fixed my binder^^ and if anyone bothers me about it at school tomorrow im gonna hit them in the face with it ๑^▽^๑
Seeing giveaways on my dash always makes me sad because i remember i once entered a giveaway(my first and last one) and i literally put no thought into it because i didnt think id ever win and it was for Sunggyus solo album and i ended up winning but
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
kellymarietran: this koreaboo girl i know was like “i feel like i know every korean song” and my friend said “what’s the south korean national anthem” and it was literally the funniest thing that i’ve ever heard
YOU GUYS I’M GONNA CRY OH MY GOD ON FACEBOOK I POSTED A LITTLE THING ABOUT GENERATIONS AND HOW THE OLD ONE SHOULD BE MORE SUPPORTIVE TOWARD THE NEW ONE AND MY ////LEAD PASTOR//// JUST SAID I SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT LEADERSHIP AND THAT HE WOULD
chawleekelly: hey remember when Charlie gave Dee his jacket and it was literally the cutest thing ever? (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
otterscallops: waxscoralpants: Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12
ragingpaige: omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re
nentindo: yepperoni: heyitszombii: yepperoni: love live keeps getting caught taking scenes from glee and it’s making me laugh so much >super generic panelling >super generic ‘CHARACTER LOOKS AT CAMERA’ shots yep. stealing scenes. confirmed.
psycho-delic-cunt: I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know
goodbyemisery: i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
averagebare: one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone
that was literally the dumbest episode of new who including love and monsters and that’s saying something christ I need to go play some video games or something and take out my irritation
iamterra: neoncorekitty: elasticitymudflap: magnetic-rose: zerachin: puffintalk: p5stuck: Backstory: The original anime was literally so awful, the dubbing team were told to just go nuts and do whatever they like. This is the result. pffftahaha
dentiloquist: methylbenzene: Long story short my friend Derek did a 18+ panel at a con and he was literally sponsored by Bad Dragon and they gave him a free dragon dildo and he used it to frost a cinnamon roll and the nostalgia critic had a panel in
samvasnormandy: I called out someone for using the anti roma slur everyone I know seems to love and their drag queen friend turned round, smirked at me and said “but literally only you care :)” and I just wanted to punch them Why didn’t you
i’m fucking laughing the e liters in thsi match were at5 fucking war with each other while me and this other nozzlenose were battling it out and everyone was just dying everywhere.
i was literally trying not to start shit i literally said that i wanted a serious discussion why are u on anon hiding ur faces trying to start shit and not at all contributing to the topic
My best friend, this morning, was an excited puppy and would not stop talking. this was literally me.
So I went out to the pasture to get my horse and he was literally sunbathing. He sat up when he saw me, I put his halter on and he lied back down on his side. I felt bad but I had to hit him with the rope or he was going to fall back asleep.
munakwin:nudepumps:sourcedumal:A black trans woman was literally stabbed 119 times just this week but Atlanta was supposed to ‘spark conversation.’ A black trans woman was brutally beaten into brain death by a black man who wanted to prove ‘he
aim-e-la: This was literally in my top 5 must haves for the house. My neighbor and I have identical lots, but she opted for the smaller house so she could have a bigger yard for her four dogs (and one cat, but it hates outside). She’s 29.
superbears: BABE’S BIG GRIN I just finished a shower, so I decided to take some pics. I was trying to sit down on the side of the tub, and I was literally sliding off it. :-P.
kellymarietran:this koreaboo girl i know was like “i feel like i know every korean song” and my friend said “what’s the south korean national anthem” and it was literally the funniest thing that i’ve ever heard
lissanaria: kawaiiprincessroxy: do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER yes. all the time. you would too if your back and shit popped and it was literally heaven.
I forgot to tell my tumblr this, but I got into an argument with a woman on here a few days ago, and she was completely against gay marriage, saying shit like, “Homosexuality is a DISEASE and they should be FIXED!” and I literally could not
the-vegan-librarian: This morning I made vegan french toast, and it was literally the best I’ve ever had! Half the batch was orange cinnamon, and the other half was peanut butter banana :D For the orange cinnamon, I whisked together a cup of soy
plant-strong: subtle-tea: Getting on only to post this picture because it makes me really really fucking happy and that was literally the best week of my entire existence and I fucking love him so much and he left this morning but I can’t wait until
tbmulr: friendly reminder that this happened and there was literally no need like it had nothing to do with the plot and there was no context just think about that
kaijuno:kaijuno:kaijuno:So I drive this old Ford Fiesta which by today’s standards is nothing but top tier garbage. I mean like. I literally have MOTORCYCLES with bigger engines than the Ford. It’s literally a 1.6L. But I have always been
kristinnedoodle: Guys guys hold up I was surfing the free wiki and then I casually looked over my baby Nitori And I…. He has a birthday now? *squeal* Okay so I read more… and… NITORI WAS LITERALLY MADE SO RIN WOULDN’T BE LONELY JFC JFC JFC
methylbenzene: Long story short my friend Derek did a 18+ panel at a con and he was literally sponsored by Bad Dragon and they gave him a free dragon dildo and he used it to frost a cinnamon roll and the nostalgia critic had a panel in the same room
Dude wowI’d never had a bad trip before last night and that was literally the worst, I was straight up terrified
bollykecks: Vivian Maier: Who Took Nanny’s Pictures? Amazing BBC imagine show… Vivian was incredible, especially in her photographs only really being found and loved after her death. Half tragic half really beautiful. She manages to capture some
that70sshowofficial: In The Crease TV promo from 2001! Mila was 17 and Ashton was 23! [x]
deerstagram: Remember when one direction was pranked and harry was literally ready to help a lady give birth
I just made a quesedilla and while I was talking to my mom Effie climbed up next to me on the couch and was literally taking bites out of it while I’m still holding it after she just ate her own breakfast & that’s what it’s like being a mom
bl-ossomed: amazighprincex: you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also
I talked to him about it before the last time it happened (she was literally jumping up and down calling his name then played with his hair and told him how he looks good with stubble .. vomit) and he reassures me he likes me not her but ughhghgh thank
I had a very good day yesterday, I finallllyyy got to see darfin for a whole day!! and we went and saw the ratchet and clank movie (very odd) and he was so lovey and cute and im so happpy
is it odd that I find small spaces comfortable?? like literally I fell asleep in a cage one time and darfin used to have a little corner under his desks for me with blankets and stuffed animals and it was relaxing
omg so I had two awful dreams one was that my soccer coach benched me for the entire first half of our game tomorrow AND I wasn’t even dressed for the game. when I went to a port-a-potty to change into my soccer clothes, there was literally NO
Let’s see what terrifying dream I had today!! Oh I know!! I dreamed that this woman was trying to kill us or frame us (us being a few friends and like my Mom) so I had to kill her and I was literally twisting her head all the way around trying to
There’s a post on fb going around that said ratm is touring and I was like ??!!! And had to share it to my wall
there was this time i was pursued by this guy and it was literally over an hour that he just refused to leave me alone. he followed me anywhere i went and grabbed my hand as I walked and sat next to me and put his arm around me and by the time he followed
delvg: I thought of Ruby and Sapphire with flower crowns and it was literally too cute NOT to draw.and it’s transparent!
The cops were called because they heard people screaming and it was literally us freaking out over cartoon s oh m y f U king go d
remember when i was liveblogging seasons 1-3 of marimite and i was literally a crying mess
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